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Big Dick Alessia Visits Dallas
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BANGING AROUND BANGKOK
BANGING AROUND BANGKOK: THE AMOROUS ADVENTURES OF CAITLIN "MEOW" MORRISON after living and working in Thailand/SE Asia for many years i decided to write an erotic story based on some of the people i have known, venues and places i have been, and the P4P night-scene where i spent way too much... Read full Story
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How My Wife Became a Swinger
Hello, my name is Jackson, Jack for short, and I'd like to tell you about my wife and I and how we became swingers. I've changed the names of people and places to preserve privacy. Just so you know this does involve male on male sex and inter course with a transsexual. So let me begin. For the fi... Read full Story
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Reshooting the Scene, Chapter 1
I have been a porn aficionado since I was a teenager. My first dabblings were with Hustler magazine and a *very* hardcore mini-novel called “Her Busted Asshole,” which told the raunchy story of Ginny Cummings’ sexual coming of age. In addition to the very graphic story, it had full color glossy p... Read full Story
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A Night of Makeup, Cock and Cum - froam Annamalice
It was all I could do not to accept. After all, it's been a fantasy of mine for years. When given the opportunity, I had to go for it. I had been surfing the internet for crossdressers, shemales, transvestites and transsexuals. The idea of a hot woman with a cock had always turned me on. Further, I... Read full Story
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Vanessa gets more than she bargained for!
Vanessa had it all planned out meticulously. She had taken the day off and planned on doing a bit of last minute shopping before checking into the hotel in the early afternoon. She eventually decided on buying a massive dildo to get her ready for the party. This would give her plenty of time to take... Read full Story
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Gemini Sluts and Gang
My good friend Renee and I had set up a double date gang bang for tonight now that she was finally out of the closet and ready. She has decided that life is too short to remain in the closet and miss out on all the fun. Renee and I have so much in common. Besides loving sex, we both have a fetish f... Read full Story
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Hung Trans Lesbians Fuck Two Ladyboys
Note 1: If you like Transsexuals, Trans Lesbians, Asian Ladyboys, Big Cocks, Extreme Cock Sucking, Anal Fucking, Anal Fisting, Semen Swallowing, Role Play, Orgies, BDSM, Cock Sounding and Foot Fetish this story is for you. Note 2: All the characters are over 21. The names are fictitious, but some... Read full Story
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A Perfect Pandemic: A Transsexual Transition in a Troubled Time
A Perfect Pandemic A Transsexual Transition in a Troubled Time A Novelette by Alexandra Rios Text Copyright Reserved © August, 2021 Dedication Transgender Day of Remembrance is a solemn occasion. I am offering “A Perfect Pandemic” for free as an antidote to the fear, phobia, discrimination, d... Read full Story
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TO BE OR NOT TO BE – PART 1
TO BE OR NOT TO BE – PART 1 by Spanky de Bautumn This is a story about how taking a play to New York City changed people's lives. A transgender coming of age story. I was born Harold Stanley Dayes, not a great name for a kid growing up. I know my parents loved me, but Harold was my mom's dad a... Read full Story
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A Married Marilyn
"Class is dismissed. Don't forget the project due…" "Huh, what?" Marilyn woke up disoriented from her nap. When she finally came to, she vaguely remembered some project for Intro to Computer Science, gathered her legs from the chairs in front of her, dusted off her b... Read full Story
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Be My Bitch
After a long day at work, I get in my car, and look forward to the long drive home. It gives me time to unwind and relax. I try to forget about the hectic office and concentrate on my beautiful girlfriend waiting at home with that warm smile that she greets me with when I get there. However, tod... Read full Story
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The Gang
I had always thought of myself as female in spite of the fact that I was born with male genitlia. Even in my earliest memories where I had witness sex, I identified with the female in the relationship. As a small young child, I had always longed for womanhood each time I heard a woman sing or especi... Read full Story
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Two cocks and a pussy
I'm alone in my apartment and super horny, so I decide to have some kinky alone fun time. I strip and shave my body. I'm smooth now. I put on a sexy thong and bra. Next I put on a garter belt and super sexy thigh highs. Next I put on a super short and sexy skirt, lastly I put on a lace blouse. Next ... Read full Story
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Slutty Sissy's 2 Loves
Tonight was young and I was already hot and bothered, my ass-pussy was on fire, and I could hardly wait for Bob and John to come over. I had invited them over to fulfill those erotic dreams I am constantly having about the two of them using me like a tool, and I wanted that so bad. I fantasized abou... Read full Story
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Sissy Maddie's New Apartment Gangbang
I’d just moved into the big city. Me on my own in a cheap apartment block. The flat was nothing special by any means, and the room next to mine seemed to be noisy with parties. But I was glad to be on my own. I had almost finished unpacking my belongings when I came across my stash of female clothi... Read full Story
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Tight Spot
XtinaSmith2017 Cody bit his lip as he looked over towards the shop, a little anxious about their planned endeavor but not wanting to come off as uncool to his friends, "Are you sure this is a good idea?" he asked. His friends grinned and laughed, playfully nudging him as they made their way ... Read full Story
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MY Party Favor Fantasy
My Party Favor Fantasy A fictional story built around an old fantasy of mine I ran a notice on one of those sex sites that said” Help me fulfill my fantasy and I bet we take care of some of yours also. Hi there, I am Penny and I am a total bottom trans w... Read full Story
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The Visit
A visit to a hooker, where I describe my bisexual experiences *** It was a weekday, I had bummed off work and had made my way to Ipswich for a visit to Rona, my favorite hooker. She was a lovely woman in her forties, with a fantastic figure, not slim but not fat and with huge tits. She... Read full Story
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Secrets
Jon had invited me to spend another weekend at his place with another of his friends. I always find his friends to be interesting so I accepted. Jon had given me a garage door opener and a key to his home after my first visit. He met me as I parked my car in the garage. He was wearing his usual skim... Read full Story
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Five Into Three Does Not Go
Kristina It is waspish in the late evening out in the open in Portsmouth Harbour as we step out of the vehicle and walk over to the private section of the docks, the sign says Ceres St docks. Dark has long since fallen but lights, white, yellow and orange light up the skies. The feeling is one of... Read full Story
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Alex’s Bottom Slut
So when I was younger, I worked at a pizza place as a delivery guy. It was a pretty boring job for the most part but that all changed one night. I got a delivery to just outside of our range but decided to take it anyways because we were slow. When I got there a very tall and muscular black woman in... Read full Story
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PF's Black Romp and JoyceLynn's Awakenin
When my wife and I first met, our sex life was fantastic! She was a very sexual lady and always made herself available. She usually wore stockings and garter belt or thigh highs, high heel sandals, and something that was sexy and suggestive. We made love and had sex in every room of the house, inclu... Read full Story
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Birthday Present Part 1
Birthday Present or (I've Looked at Love from Both Sides Now) Chapter 1 "What would you like for your birthday?" my wife asked. "An unforgettable sex session" I answered, jesting. "Is that right? Well, we'll see" came the reply. I forgot all abo... Read full Story
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My Awkward Phase
My Awkward Phase ©Alexandra Rios 2019 The greatest lie is that what happens in high school doesn't matter, because life begins in college. I pretended to agree, although I never believed it, for I was the world's greatest liar. Wannabees I was hanging out with my friends Quinn, Barb and Anne ... Read full Story
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My NEIGHBOR, my LOVER
It all began the summer my smoking habit had grown into a 2 pack a day habit and MOTHER was very PROUD of ME. Let me tell you a little about myself, I'm a qualified BITCH, born a boy, but home schooled to become a BITCH in HEAT. My MOM lost my DAD when I was three and we lived on a sprawling esta... Read full Story
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Freak House Superstar Come Fest
Kiki and Ty Blaze were doing their thing. They were living on their love and passion, literally. The couple had taken their love, passion and desire to please one another and turned it into their livelihood. They had become stars in the world of underground porn. Their production studio, Nasty Nigga... Read full Story
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TO BE OR NOT TO BE – PART 3
TO BE OR NOT TO BE – PART 3 by Spanky de Bautumn Part 2. At the hotel in New York City, Sunny meets the bellhop, Antonio, and they go out for a drink when he gets off of work. The call came at exactly seven. I had woke up about five minutes before and was watching Antonio sleep. All of the oth... Read full Story
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Alessia Travestita Hung Mature Blonde British Porn Star
Alessia Travestita Hung Mature Blonde British Porn Star If you like Transexuals, big cocks, bondage, domination, deep throat, fisting, spit roast, 69, ass fucking, cum swallowing and big loads this story is for you. If not don’t bother reading. If you like my story please leave comments and ... Read full Story
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Gangbanged at the beach
My BBC friend took me to the beach, where people make sex. We arrived in his van. I was in the back of the van, chained blind folded, with my mouth wide open and a huge horse dildo in my sissy pussy. Suddenly I hear the van door opening. I hear many voices of other men. My BBC friend was telling oth... Read full Story
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Crossdressing in a Hotel
Jamie was feeling excited as he entered the hotel room. He had been looking forward to this for weeks, and now he was finally here. He had dressed himself up in sexy lingerie, and had brought his toys with him. He had a normal dildo, a big dildo, a normal plug and a very big plug, and plenty of lube... Read full Story
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Tara's Adventures
Part 1 I had met them on line. Marla 1st then her owner Mistress Olivia. We chatted for well over a year and had met for drinks. They knew of my submissive fem side and we had planned meetings on several occasions but things always developed that upset them. Then a period of time developed whe... Read full Story
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Am I Still A Virgin??
I'm a middle-aged, married, bisexual, semi-passable CD (I hate the words 'non-passable'). I've dressed for a few years, but for a multitude of reasons have never had anal sex. I saw an ad in Craigslist (CL) that seemed perfect for me. It ran in their Casual Encounters "m4t" section (T mean... Read full Story
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The Society
I met her during the summer. I was only nineteen and working to save some money for college. I had been raised by my grandparents who had both passed away over the past year. After the burial costs I was far from wealthy. My parents weren't around so I was on my own at a young age. I had moved a cou... Read full Story
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Fender Bender Chapter 9
My name is Robert, I have been cross dressing since I was 14. I turned 18 last summer and this story takes place during my senior year in High School. I am 5'9" 160 pounds, blonde hair and blue eyes. When I am dressed I call myself Vicki. __________ I had met Julie at a recent party. Well... Read full Story
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Vegas Honeymoon to Remember
I had dated my wife (Carmen) for about 6 months before we decided to Marry. One evening we were soaking in the Jacuzzi together and drinking wine. She always wants to try different things, which makes our sex life wonderful. Carmen asked me if I ever had any fantasies. I said I guess like most me... Read full Story
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Showing my femininity
When I was still little guy, my stepfather always told me I wasn't a real boy, but I was his little girl. One day, he was drinking beer with his friends, so he grabbed me by the arm, pulled my shorts down and showed off my teeny cock to them. I remember that all of them laughed at me. They made fun ... Read full Story
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TO BE OR NOT TO BE – PART 6
TO BE OR NOT TO BE – PART 6 by Spanky de Bautumn Part 5. Sunny and Antonio got frisky at the bar, Sunny moved in with Mel and Shari, and opening night was a success The only other dress that I brought was one that I hoped I would get a chance to wear but didn't think I would. It was a black ... Read full Story
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TO BE OR NOT TO BE – PART 6
TO BE OR NOT TO BE – PART 6 by Spanky de Bautumn Part 5. Sunny and Antonio got frisky at the bar, Sunny moved in with Mel and Shari, and opening night was a success The only other dress that I brought was one that I hoped I would get a chance to wear but didn't think I would. It was a black ... Read full Story
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Beryl's birthday suit
I tried on my sister's panties when I was 12. They looked so cute, so sexy.. I couldn't help myself. I tucked my dick between my legs and pulled them over my hips, delicately positioning them just like a girl. They felt yummy! When I saw the shiny, lacy pink briefs in the mirror - snug, flat pu... Read full Story
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Caught by my wife
I was stuck, I couldn't move, literally in headlights... I dress up okay? you caught me, I guess your the master now... I used to control my wives life and for good reason I pleased her, and she pleased me the best she could... well now that's changed.. she came home from work early last Tuesday and... Read full Story
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Whitney's Way
My arms were stretched over my head as I finished hanging the last sheet of drywall. Another step closer to the end of the two year process of renovating our first house, it was hard to conceal my sense of pride at turning a worthless wreck into the nicest place on the block. But as soon as I heard ... Read full Story
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My Seductive Secret (True Story)
During my childhood, me and my brother used to play with two other boys who were our neighbors every weekend. One day we decided to wrestle, and I took on the youngest one, (he was about 2 years younger than me, like my brother) and we wrestled in the shed while my bro and his bro (who was my age) w... Read full Story
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Current Fantasy
I really wanna get fucked for the first time and my dream way of doing it, always wanted to do a porn. The dream is that I go there and get done up in such a way, I am unrecognizable, just looking the best. Have a tranny come in and do my make up, the way she likes it and gives me a preview of what ... Read full Story
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Eromenon vs mature whore
An eromenon for a mature whore When I looked up to see whose mannequin hands was serving my, I was surprised to find a girly-boy: ‘Something else,’ (s)he smiled, dragging his/her long, colourless varnished fingers across the tablecloth. I couldn't hold myself: ‘You've got the most beautiful ... Read full Story
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Flowers in the Heart Part 2
Chapter 1 "Hey Scott, Fauna kind of likes you," Jenna said, snickering. "Hey Jenna, it hard to hear yourself over that echo?" Scott said as he caught the football, and then heaved it back to Ronnie. "Huh?" Jenna asked, puzzled. "Yeah, your head up your ... Read full Story
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Marta, Marta, Marta...
Marta, my good female friend I get to eat my wife out once in a while, was curious about my Brianne side and I told her that I would dress up for her if she would fuck me with a strap on. I don't even think I had gotten out that whole sentence when she said ,"Sure!" You have to understand, this is o... Read full Story
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Becoming Aphrodite
My wife and I have been married for 10 years. She is a beautiful brunette of 5'8" and 120 pounds. With her long hair and her cute and innocent face, she looks a lot like the porn star Cheyenne Silver. I would dare to say she's even prettier: her extraordinary green eyes are totally unforgettabl... Read full Story
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THE ATTIC NOVEMBER 7
THE ATTIC NOVEMBER 7 – PART 1 THE JOURNEY AND GETTING READY. Susan had not had the opportunity to make the journey to the Attic dolled up to the nines so she made do with just wearing her black and pink lingerie under the hideous drab stuff (yuck). Having arrived early and parked up, she relaxed ... Read full Story
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Not your usual birthday present
So here we go again “Happy Birthday” to me, at 51 it’s not that great really it’s just a reminder your getting older!! Anyway here I am 51 having an absolute ball and fulfilling my wildest dreams, Justina likes being out of the closest and loooooves cock.. So for her birthday she hopes someone has ... Read full Story
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Enchantment of the Shadow Realm
It was a enchanting night. The moon was full. The street light reveled an other worldly stream of fog through what I could see of the dark forest. Unfortunately I was having a hard time appreciating all this beauty. I was stranded. I had missed the bus and had no way of getting back to my hotel. I h... Read full Story
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A Ski Bunny is Born Chapter 4
Our next port of call was Copenhagen (Denmark!). We left London early one wet afternoon and flew across to Denmark's capital, which was also wet! The flight was relatively short and when we arrived we caught a taxi to our city center hotel. We had 5 full days here and were intending to enjoy each on... Read full Story
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A Ski Bunny is Born Chapter 2
My first real man. Hugs and kisses to everyone who contacted Kim and I expressing how much you enjoyed our first episode. This is the second part of our life story so far, and is the first follow up to 'A New Ski Bunny is born'. It recalls the first time that Kim and I included guys in our ... Read full Story
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Brotherly Love, Sisterly Love Chapter 2
"RACHEL" My twin sister, and sometime brother, and I had been experimenting sexually with each other and crossdressing together for around a month, growing to love and to perfect our new feminine personas until they became the ones we thought of as our true selves. Whenever our parents ... Read full Story
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Old Folks Part 2
It had been eleven months since that day when I arrived at Honey and Frank's house. It was about 1am at night as I stood in a quiet street waiting for Frank to pick me up. I had just finished with my last client for the night a good blowjob with him ending up cumming on my face. I was touching up my... Read full Story
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Taken and in Public Part 3
I tried to go to sleep but was just so horny; I wanted to dress up again; I wanted to go out; I wanted to be fucked! All these emotions were running thru my head and I just lay there. My mom told me she would be starting the 7pm to 7am shift at the hospital for some time and thought I should get... Read full Story
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