Giving Away Virginia Holton

"Yeah, I understand what you mean. Hard to tell, Baby. She's certainly at ease...not putting on or deliberately trying to show off those gorgeous tits. But you know she's aware of what she has. Good lord, baby, the girl is topheavy. She'd be dead not to know."

"Well," announced Belinda in her most pontifical voice, "at least she has so far avoided carrot boobs."

The anticipated moment of silence ensued as Marian caught up to and then digested Belinda's cryptic and nonsensical remark.

"What?"

"Carrot boobs. Marla told me that her mother called them carrot boobs."

"What, pray tell, are carrot boobs? Sounds disgusting. Anybody you know have them? Does it hurt?"

"According to our revered director, carrot boobs, my